"Kathryn, I admire Tuvok tremendously, but I'm not sure I understand why you're so adamant we name our baby after him?  We're lucky we ever had a baby after all the times he's interrupted us. He only stopped because I told him to stop or I'd toss him in the brig."

"I know, and I told him that if he doesn't continue to follow that order, he'd be baby sitting for us when we want some privacy."

"Kathryn, that's cruel."

"Maybe, but he knows I mean it.  Besides, he is my oldest friend and he did find you for me."